‘Pimps and Ho’s,’ ‘Golf Pro’s and Tennis Ho’s,’ ‘Sec and Exec’s.’ What do all of these themes have in common? They all ask the men to dress up and the women to dress down; down to nearly nothing, that is. Ladies, does your attire consist of items which are low-cut, cut-off, and short? Great. Check yourself out in the mirror. You look super sexy, how could any guy resist you? Guys does your outfit look a little bit like what you wear what you wear everyday save for maybe a robe, a tie, or some tennis shoes? Great. Check yourself out in the mirror. You look….relatively normal. Now we mustn’t forget the appropriate beverage for such parties: alcoholic and plentiful. Alright boys and girls, you’re all set. Now go off into the wide world of frat and make good decisions that you wouldn’t ever forget in McClurg the next morning…..
Yeah, right.
Sure, these parties can be fun, and admittedly, we’ve gone to most of them ourselves. But really, what message is it projecting when girls are expected to a packed party with bumping music nearly nude and extremely intoxicated? What kind of sexual environment does this create? Why do we, as adults, have to be ‘wasted’ to have a fun sexual experience? Why do women have to be drunk and wear a fur bikini to attract a handsome Viking at ATO’s infamous party? Ignoring the general sloppiness of the entire act, nobody likes to wake up with vomit or urine in their bed. Not to mention, copious amounts of alcohol have been known to limit a man’s ability to, ahem, rise to the occasion. Of equal concern, women are far less likely to get off whilst wasted as well. Speaking of getting a girl off, tune in next week guys when we will teach you the ins and outs, so to speak, of helping your female partner curl her toes and scream your name (aka: reach orgasm, duh).
Cum check us out next week for more Sewanee Sexcapades!
Sounds like this might be an interesting blog. I will check back next week. keep up the good work.
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