Get Him Off: Your Guide to Giving a Great BJ

Since we spent last week talking about the ins and outs of getting a girl off, we thought it would only be fair to dedicate this week to one of the all-time favorites in men's pleasure: the blow job. In order to give you the best possible advice, we've compiled a fool-proof guide based on our own experience and the advice of some "sexperts." Let us preface this by saying, the only reason for giving a blow job is because you want to. If you don't want to do it, it won't be good for either party involved. That said, guys, do not push the head of your partner down towards your crotch, it's tack and very not sexy- hence, we don't appreciate it. In the event that you want to perform oral sex on your partner, here are some tips to help you give him a mind-blowing orgasm. 

First, place one hand around the shaft at the base of the penis and grasp the testicles with the other hand. Next, swirl your tongue around the tip of the penis and lick along the shaft from base to tip. Work back up to the tip, concentrating your tongue action along the ridge that connects the head of the penis to the shaft. Now place your mouth around the tip of the penis, taking care to cover your top teeth with your upper lip (yes, you'll look like granny) and cover your bottom teeth with your tongue (we're well aware of how goofy that looks, but no one likes a teethy BJ). Suck lightly on the head while moving your hand up and down the shaft. It can be helpful to hold the skin down at the bottom of the shaft to make it easier for you and gives your partner maximum sensitivity. We also find it very effective to play with the balls, pressing them into the body and lightly pulling them away. 

Continue sucking on the head and down the shaft, using your tongue to stimulate the tip, along with the up-and-down hand motion along the shaft. As this can get tiring pretty quickly, it certainly helps to mix it up a little. Give your mouth a rest and run your tongue along the balls and the underside of the shaft. If you really need a bit of a break it is completely acceptable to use both hands to stimulate the penis while you rest your jaw and mouth; a fun technique to use is to move both hands up and down while twisting them in different directions, as if you're twisting those pepper shakers in McClurg- just don't get too rough... Once your jaw is rested enough, on the underside of the penis, you'll feel a v-shaped indentation/ area that connects the shaft and the tip of the penis- this is called the frenulum. Flick your tongue along the frenulum to make him go crazy. 

Continue sucking and working your hand up and down the shaft. If you feel comfortable to do so, deep throat the penis- meaning, take the length of the penis as far as possible into your throat in the process of sucking. If your gag reflex can't handle this, it's ok, you can still give a stellar BJ without deep-throating. It's perfectly ok to concentrate on the tip, occasionally taking part of the penis deeper into your throat, letting your hand compensate for your gag reflex. 

Now for the tricky part. When the time, ahem, cums- to spit or swallow? This is entirely a personal decision. Some enjoy the taste and like to finish the act by swallowing (a wise woman once described the flavor as 'bananas and salt'- we say she's pretty right on. Others prefer to spit or let their partners ejaculate into a towel or maybe even onto a ,er, body part. Regardless, do what your like and feel comfortable with. Again, oral sex is supposed to be fun for both parties. With communication and helpful hints, the next time you give your partner a "blow-jay" (thanks, Superbad), the experience is sure to be mind 'blowing,' if you catch our drift. 

Happy Sexcapades Sewanee! See you next week!