Sunday, April 12, 2009
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The Sexcapade Mission Statement
Sex. Seems like almost everyone is either doing it or talking about it; but do you ever wonder what really goes on between the sheets at Sewanee? Well, we did, and this blog is the fruit of our observations, experiences, and sexcapades. As your fearless leaders, we hope to help you learn how to make the most of your Sewanee sexual experience. In penetrating the deepest crevices of the Sewanee sex scene, we will offer a realistic, insightful, and empowering look between the sheets. Our goal is to inform, educate, and open a channel for discussion about the compelling, yet bizarre nature of what it means to hook up on the Domain. Never fear, this ain't your sixth grade sex ed class. We will broach titillating topics such as masturbation, porn, sex toys, erotica, orgasms, homosexuality, and the Sewanee sex scene in general.
Have a question/issue that you would like talked about? Do you sometimes wonder where you can get Plan B without the bullshit and high prices? Or maybe you just want to learn a new sex position or two... Feel free to send us an email at sewaneesexcapades@gmail.com! Since we're not giving up our identities, we won't give up yours either, promise. We welcome questions, comments, and suggestions.
Find something that makes you feel uncomfortable, angry, or awkward? Maybe it's time to open your eyes to a more informed, interesting, and exciting sexual experience! That said, if you really don't like what you read and don't have any constructive criticism to offer, then don't read Scholastic Sexcapades. It's as simple as that.
Ecce Quam Bonum. Behold how good and joyful thing it is to make informed, satisfying sexual decisions.